December 2010
26 posts
KA-CHING!: How to Catch Wild Pigs →
kaching:
An exchange student explained that he had been shot while fighting communists in his native country. They wanted to install a communist government. In the midst of his story he asked “Do you know how to catch wild pigs?” He explained that this was not a joke.
Put corn on the ground in the woods….
The Greatest Letter Ever Printed On NFL Team...
kaching:
In 1974, a Clevelander wrote the Browns complaining of the menace posed by the then-fad of throwing paper airplanes, and implicitly threatened litigation. The Browns’ response is just about the most awesome thing ever committed to paper.
“Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child...”
– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via chocolateinthelibrary)
KA-CHING!: Why You Got a "C" →
kaching:
Dear Grade-grubber who earned a C:
You have asked me why this happened. I offer the following explanatory theories:
1) You are so dull that you couldn’t find East with the rising sun, a compass, and a praying Arab as visual aids. To call you a lunkhead insults lunks everywhere. If dumb were…
“I’m thirty. I’m five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.”
– The Great Gatsby (via yashraj)